Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension (Part of Rayearth & Seresu's Anime Dimension)

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W E I R D Q U E S T I O N S

These are submissions (some aren't even questions) gathered from the many submission forms littered around this site, ranging from the New Ring of Magic Knight Rayearth FAQ to the Image Gallery. Each entry details which form it came from, when it was submitted and the original uneditted-non-spell-checked words of the request. E-mail addresses have been taken out for obvious reasons. It's a pity I deleted the more rediculous ones the second they hit my inbox in the past years, else I would've got more for you to laugh at.
Do note these are my reactions after getting these "weird" requests. Some of them might look like single sided flaming at the person who wrote it (some are actually) as it's hard to imagine how dumb people can get. If you think you'll get offended, stop reading now.

Submissions

Who did Hikaru marry?
Caldina-only please, and I hate CLAMP!
Big MKR fann in Singapore wants songs!!!!! Oh sorry, I meant "downloads!!!!!"
I can see dead people...
Clef loves Umi, I say so! Take #321546657801
Clef loves Umi, I say so! Take #321546657802
Can I get all the Rayearth DVD for free?
The world is unfair to Umi!
You're a mind reader
Why is this site popular?
Have you made the 5th book?
The "how do I" series
Why don't you have porn?
The extremely slow one
I can write! But I just can't read
Hi, I'm Shelly!
Hey...you know...and...etc
I'm an Internet Anime Fan!
One line CD review
Gimme 'cause they're my favorites
Pics of Umi!!
I'm lost
She is soooooooo sexy
I'm tired of seeing Hikari

Entry Details

Who did Hikaru marry?
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: Anne
Submitted date/time: Wed Apr 27 16:52:50 EDT 2005
Original Request:
At the end of the manga since Hikaru said , "I'd want to marry both you and Eagle" because she loved them both, what was Lantis' reaction after asking her if it was possible?
Why this made it here:
By itself, this is a perfectly fine question, but why are you asking a question that can be easily answered by yourself if you actually take the time to read the Manga? The Manga has been translated into many languages already (including English) and you can get it at your local bookstore. Can't find it in a bookstore near you? Buy it at the many online bookstores (e.g. Amazon). Don't have a credit card? Go ask your parents. Too cheap to buy a Manga book but got enough to go online? Can't help you.
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Caldina-only please, and I hate CLAMP!
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: Lana
Submitted date/time: Sun May 15 18:09:05 EDT 2005
Original Request:
Hiya! Could you tell me which DVD episodes Caldina is largely featured in? I've never seen this series before and I'm really only watching it so that I can see her. *blush* She's pretty. I'm going to rent the eps from blockbuster's new online thingy but the only info they give you is: "Magic Knight Rayearth: Daybreak" or "Magic Knight Rayearth: Sleep"
which doesn't really tell me anything at all. If you reply make sure to tell me what name to look for... "Sleep" or "Daybreak" or whatever, okay? Thanks in advance. BTW, I hate CLAMP so much. >.< Their guys look to effiminate for me, but they DO draw pretty girls. Do you agree that their guys are too pretty?
Why this made it here:
You know...there is a summaries section for all the second season episodes on this site and if you actually read it, you will find which DVDs to look for - they're even sorted by what the DVDs are called. And only watching a series to see pictures of Caldina... Maybe you should go ask someone who hosts a Caldina character shrine or something. I'm not going to even bother with the guys comment.
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Big MKR fann in Singapore wants songs!!!!! Oh sorry, I meant "downloads!!!!!"
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Others)
Submittee: Marissa Yeo Le Ping
Submitted date/time: Tue Jun 28 6:00:06 EDT 2005
Original Request:
Hi! Can i download songs from this site ????? Is there anymore magic knight rayearth books or songs or tv shows in Singapore??????
MKR big fann
Why this made it here:
You can't download songs from this site. Well, you used to, but that was a v-e-r-y long time ago and I doubt you were referring to that. I don't live in Singapore - nor have I stated anywhere here that I do - so how should I know? And Mr. "Big MKR fann", I would suggest you actually buy a CD or two of the songs you really like. Don't know which CD to buy, go check out the CD listing in the music section. Don't know where to buy them, check out CDJapan. Scared of it being .co.jp? Don't worry, it's an English site. Don't have a credit card? Ask your parents. Too cheap to buy a CD? Can't help you.
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I can see dead people...
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: Carmen
Submitted date/time: Wed Jun 29 14:46:07 EDT 2005
Original Request:
Does anybody actually get married in Cephiro? And what about princess Emeraude and Zagato? In the manga at the end of the first book of the second sesaen you see emeraude and zagato talking to lantis. does that mean lantis can contact the dead or zagato and emeraude are alive?
Why this made it here:
Now this is an original, "does anybody actually get married in Cefiro". Maybe they don't, but they have kids, so maybe they just "get very close to each other and have kids"...but nooo, wait, Lantis had no idea what marriage was, he at least implied it at the end of the Manga! You know what, I have no idea, nor do I think anybody else does, but are you really THAT annoyed about this? Just forget it and get on with life :P
Ever heard of flashbacks? Imagination? How about "looking back at life"? Gee, read more Manga.
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Clef loves Umi, I say so! Take #321546657801
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: Lynette
Submitted date/time: Sun Jul 10 16:55:48 EDT 2005
Original Request:
Is it possible that Clef might have feelings for Umi? I mean in the ainme seires, when he fainted after he teleported Umi,Ascot,Fuu, and Ferio to the castle he said he was glad that Umi was alright.
Why this made it here:
Oh god... Not again for the 321546657801st time (yes, I made that number up, and no, I don't keep count). Look, for the last time, it's all up for speculation, neither Clef nor Umi said anything that can be used as proof, numerous suggestions there are, tons of Umi-x-Clef fanfics out there, but it's all up for the viewer to decide. So please stop sending me stuff like "I think Umi (or Clef) likes Clef (or Umi) because..." things!
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Clef loves Umi, I say so! Take #321546657802
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: Lynette
Submitted date/time: Sun Jul 10 17:08:27 EDT 2005
Original Request:
Why wouldn't Clef like Umi in the anime sires he has a song that he sings about Umi.
Why this made it here:
...I'm going to skip the "I don't care about Umi-x-Clef" stuff, but the song, it's partly my mistake. You see, the song that's being referred to is Kimi no Egao ga Mitai Kara. In the English lyrics, there's a line that reads "Until our friendship is complete, Umi, keep watching" which is probably the line that is of question here. Well, hate to break it to you, but that line was mistranslated. What it should read is "we continue to gaze at the sea still as friends". When I did the music section, I didn't know enough Japanese to actually check the lyrics before putting them up (just copied and pasted from the linked source), so sorry for misleading you. But do keep in mind, song lyrics are like poems, how you want to interpret them is up to you...just don't come telling me about it.
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Can I get all the Rayearth DVD for free?
Submitted to: New Ring of Magic Knight Rayearth FAQ
Submittee: Trang Pham
Submitted date/time: Sat Jul 30 11:34:53 EDT 2005
Original Request:
Can I get all the Rayearth DVD for free
Why this made it here:
Err, no. Even if you could, why did you ask it at the Ring FAQ? Welcome to the real world where you can't just download everything you want.
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The world is unfair to Umi!
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: cherry
Submitted date/time: Mon Aug 15 4:50:11 EDT 2005
Original Request:
why didn't the crown chose umi she's much more beautiful,smart and brave than any of the characters!!!!! and why does hikaru always gets the good looking guys. while umi got stuck on ascot???!!!
Why this made it here:
If only you posted this on a MKR ML/messageboard/BBS/etc a few years ago...I would've enjoyed watching you get flamed by all Hikaru and Ascot fans out there until you have to switch ISPs.
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You're a mind reader
Submitted to: Various, such as Wallpaper Submission or Fan Fic Submission
Submittee: Lots of random people
Submitted date/time: Started (and is still going) since very long ago
Original Request:
Random or no description at all with empty URL.
Why this made it here:
You see, the way these forms work is you submit something to be hosted on the Dimension. Since this is not a public fileserver, I need you to upload the file somewhere for me to download or email it to me. If you give me an empty URL, that basically means you're giving me nothing to host, so what's the point of hitting the submit button? Of sorry, forgot those who do these things can't read.
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Why is this site popular?
Submitted to: New Ring of Magic Knight Rayearth FAQ
Submittee: cristal serrano
Submitted date/time: Friday, February 7, 2003 at 02:39:26
Original Request:
why is this site popular
Why this made it here:
Why are you here?
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Have you made the 5th book?
Submitted to: New Ring of Magic Knight Rayearth FAQ
Submittee: Summer Anderson
Submitted date/time: Mon Jul 14 1:20:04 EDT 2003
Original Request:
Have you made the 5th book.
Why this made it here:
Can you say something that makes sense?
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The "how do I" series
Submitted to: New Ring of Magic Knight Rayearth FAQ
Submittee: dorothy
Submitted date/time: Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 12:49:56
Original Request:
how do I make it a part of the ring?
Why this made it here:
This is actually series of 3 questions from this...er..."slow" person. Here's the responses following this initial submission.
Me:
First, you need a MKR site. From what I can see currently of your site, that's not really enough. You need to have a site that's about MKR, not one with just a few pictures of it.
Once you're done, submit it to the ring at http://nav.webring.yahoo.com/hub?ring=newmkr01
dorothy:
how do I do that?
Me:
Err, you make a page about MKR. Isn't this the kinda question that doesn't need to be asked?
dorothy:
how do I make it part of the ring?
Me:
I'll say it once only. You must have a Magic Knight Rayearth or Rayearth OVA page that follows the rules set on the ring page (http://www.rayearth.f2s.com/dimension4/ring/index.html). If after reading those you still do not know what is needed to enter the ring, I can't help you - go learn your English.
This reminds me of some of those random drunks you find on online chat who somehow manages to type without puking all over the keyboard first.
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Why don't you have porn?
Submitted to: Rayearth OVA FAQ (this is from Dimension 3)
Submittee: Francis Oliver C. Jamias
Submitted date/time: Wed Nov 10 03:27:22 EST 1999
Original Request:
Why don't you have any .gif files of Fuu Hououji naked in the OAV?
Why this made it here:
I hope you die from nose bleed while watching your porn videos.
Talking about asking for porn pictures, this happened before in Dimension 3. Some other guy kept asking for naked Umi pictures even after repeated replies of "you're asking for the wrong stuff at the wrong site". He managed to piss me off to a point I made a whole section just for this idiot complete with all his requests for pictures of when "she is in the robot in her suit that can see her leg and her breast".
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The extremely slow one
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension Fan Fic
Submittee: cheylali
Submitted date/time: Tue Jul 26 16:29:27 EDT 2005
Original Request:
this story is about umi and relationships when he is wandering around the castle bored and finds a garden where umi is sitting and they talk to eachother about their problems
and at the end it is sooooooo cute they.....well can't tell you the end!!!
Why this made it here:
Ok, not the best description you can give for a fic (care to tell me who the "he" is?), the biggest problem to this was the submitted URL for the fic was www.ask.com. This is kinda the same to how #9 is, but even after I sent a reply saying the submitted URL was invalid, this person continued to send me 3 more requests for what seems like a different fic a month later. He was thoughtful enough to try different URLs as well, which includes www.geocities.com, www.neorayearth.net and http://cheylad@yahoo.com. Sometimes I really wonder if people do this just to annoy me :P
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I can write! But I just can't read
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension Wallpaper Submission
Submittee: eVeLyN
Submitted date/time: Wed Oct 5 4:37:23 EDT 2005
Original Request:
URL: www.myspace.com/fcukbitch
Text: i luv it!
Why this made it here:
So....we got someone who submitted his BLOG site for a wallpaper... I still don't understand how someone can write (although after briefly skimming through it, I have my doubts), but not read simple instructions...
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Hi, I'm Shelly!
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension Fan Fic Submission
Submittee: shelly riz
Submitted date/time: Fri Nov 25 21:48:35 EST 2005
Original Request:
hi im shelly i like magic knight ray earh because many magic and powerful girls named fuji,umi and hikaru i like umi coz she is beautiful and also fuii and hikaru........thanks
Why this made it here:
Err, hi, I think you got the wrong number.
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Hey...you know...and...etc
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension General Link Submission
Submittee: apple
Submitted date/time: Wed Dec 7 23:40:15 EST 2005
Original Request:
URL: msn
Text: hi...
you know what i really like magic knight rayearth........my best character is hikaru
coz she is cute......preety.........strong...and etc.
Why this made it here:
Err...yeah...and...you can't read.
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I'm an Internet Anime Fan!
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Others)
Submittee: jessa
Submitted date/time: Mon Dec 26 2:43:06 EST 2005
Original Request:
how i can watch the 2 season of mkr by using internet
Why this made it here:
Everyone welcome our new member to the "I love Anime but I'll only love it as long as I can download it for free" club! Well, sorry to break it to you Jessa, but the answer is you can't. But you can order the official and legit DVDs from online stores such as Amazon if the DVDs are not sold at a place near you - just in case you aren't as cheap as you sound.
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One line CD review
Submitted to: CD Reviews
Submittee: Chrisselle Ann
Submitted date/time: Wed Feb 1 4:15:56 EST 2006
Original Request:
CD: Best Collection
Review: Just wanna hear the songs because it had been a long time since i heard the songs of it
Why this made it here:
Even if there are links on the submission page to some existing reviews, you have never read a review before, have you? If you can't even read, don't bother to write.
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Gimme 'cause they're my favorites
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: Bob
Submitted date/time: Wed Apr 23 17:05:41 EDT 2008 and Wed Apr 23 17:07:36 EDT 2008
Original Request:
First Request (failed CAPTCHA test):
do you have any pictures of Alcione and Tarta? im looking for high detal if you have one can you share it to me pretty please.
Second Request:
do you have any high detal picture of alcione,nova, and tarta? cause thats my favorite character beside to Hikaru and Umi, and the rest is Ferio and Zagato.
Why this made it here:
You know, when I introduced those CAPTCHA form validation codes, I was hoping they'll help filter 2 things:
- SPAM created by spiders and bots (believe me, I get a lot of those)
- stupid people who can't read/write/etc
They're doing pretty good filtering out the SPAM, but apparently they're not enough to stop the more persistent stupids. It did manage to stop Bob here first time round though, the first (and shorter) request is his failed submission when he didn't type in the correct CAPTCHA code.
Now...back to the "request"... Why are you asking for "high detal picture"s in a FAQ submission form? No, asking for pictures does not classify as a "Frequently Asked Question". And no, them being your favorite characters doesn't make this an exception. If you want "high detal picture"s of your favorite characters, go import art books or buy the DVDs and do as many scans/screenshots as you please, why do you have to come asking me for them? If I do take image requests, there wouldn't be a message in big red bold text on the Image Gallery Request page now would there?
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Pics of Umi!!
Submitted to: Direct email
Submittee: vanjo gicanal
Submitted date/time: Monday, May 05, 2008 4:46 PM
Original Request:
oh pls mr, rayearth!!
pls send me pics of umi!!
i beg you!!
pls!!
i want pics of umi!
Why this made it here:
Everybody welcome Vanjo! The first person to have made it here without using a submission form!
...Maybe I should remove my email address from the website as well...
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I'm lost
Submitted to: New Ring of Magic Knight Rayearth FAQ
Submittee: vermar c. cubarol
Submitted date/time: Sun Jun 8 12:06:02 EDT 2008
Original Request:
are there characters lost or come in this new episode?
Why this made it here:
It appears "there characters" are not the only ones that are lost.
I really have to remember adding the CAPTCHA to the Ring FAQ form one of these days...
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She is soooooooo sexy
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension Fan Rants
Submittee: Rodrigo Caceres
Submitted date/time: Thu Oct 2 18:02:57 EDT 2008
Original Request:
First Request (failed CAPTCHA test):
My favorite character is Umi if she where real what 5 questions would you ask her I would ask here to go on a date with me I think she is Sooooooo Sexy.
Second Request:
My favorite character is umi if she were real what 5 questions would you ask her? I would ask her on a date I think she is sooooo Sexy.
Why this made it here:
Your own "fantasies" does not qualify as a fan rant. Go post it on a ML or your own blog or something, not here.
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I'm tired of seeing Hikari
Submitted to: Magic Knight Rayearth Dimension FAQ (Characters)
Submittee: See Vang
Submitted date/time: Sun Mar 29 11:51:36 EDT 2009
Original Request:
First Request (failed CAPTCHA test):
Why do they always talk more about Hikari? At least show Fuu and Umi more too. They made like she is the only one who can help Cephiro. If so then why Fuu and Umi come? I'm really angry how they made Hikari so special more than Umi and Fuu. I don't like it! They three are the main characters and yet Hikari is the one who they alwyas show all the time. I already watch the whole set 1 and 2 and kind of tired of seeing Hikari.
Second Request:
Why do they show Hikari more than Umi and Fuu? I don't like it. It makes me like Hikari the least. Them 3 are the main, I know that but why Hikari more? I don't like it! I'm pissed off.
Why this made it here:
First of all, it's Hikaru, not Hikari. Hikari is Hikaru's dog...and no, the dog doesn't show up more than Umi and Fuu...
The 3 knights as a whole get more screen time than the other characters, I wonder what'll happen if those who like the other characters more than the 3 knights also start complaining... Hikaru, Umi and Fuu maybe the "main characters", but there's only one "lead character" (Hikaru), just get over it.
Maybe I need to put FAQ does not mean "place to bitch about personal preferences" somewhere for people like See (is that even a name?) here...
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